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Dust (September 30 2024)

we are all on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam. you are on a mote of dust and the dust is all that is and all that was and all that will ever be.
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momento mori.
NOW SIT BACK AND ENJOY A COLD SAM ADAMS WHILE LOOKING AT A COLD SAM ADAMS AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Special Skills (September 10 2024)

I'm a hip old granny who can hip hop be bop Speaking of special skills, I'd like to announce that I no longer use my pasta sauce recipe.. I now use a new one which I will share with you just as the gods shared the wind and the rain with us:

Ingredients


Method

  1. Boil tomatoes for a few minutes, core and peel.
  2. Put peeled tomatoes, halved onions, butter and salt in pan
  3. Simmer for 2 hours, maybe more - until desired thickness


SQUEEZE (September 09 2024)

carpe diem squeeze the day gather ye rosebuds while ye may strive to find your own voice squeeze the day


cron (September 08 2024)

i did it - i setup a cron job. this is rts3 this is rts3 this is rts3 this is rts3


Website Downgrade? (September 07 2024)

In my previous post, I said that a new architecture change "will not affect the quality nor quantity of content"... it seems that was a lie. I deeply apologize for the lack of content - quality or not. In fact, I've completely forgotten how to publish content on this website... the old architecture was fancy and automatically ran a script to publish any blog posts I wrote, but this new architecture requires me to manually run the script.. that is unfortunate indeed - I need to figure out how to setup a docker image which runs cron jobs... In the meantime, here's how to publish:

  1. Write a new blog post in dockerdata/ryenski_com/blog
  2. Run dockerdata/ryenski_com/blog/gen.py
That's it. In fact, I'm about to do it right now...


Website Upgrade (May 16 2023)

After two and half years of content, ryenski.com has decided to change its architecture. This architecture change will not affect the quality nor quantity of content.. instead, it will make the website easier to manage throughout the future. Here are the notable changes:

We hope you enjoy the new ryenski.com experience!


DC3 (March 08 2023)

Can you imagine? Pilots flying planes without yawning? I'm not sure which I prefer do i prefer to fly while yawning or do i prefer to fly while veering left and right and left and right? i guess it doesn't matter because i'm out of gas good thing i'm invincible. SNOW SHOE SNOW SHOE SNOW SHOE


Do not write about my cardboard boxes (December 07 2022)

I once ate a stuffed pepper. It was delicious, but I also ate a stouffer. It was not. I don't want to throw away my boxes no I don't, because who will know if I ate a stouffer? I don't know but I don't want the stouffer to know.
Stay spooky.


Fax (November 23 2022)

You know a downside of living in a studio? I can't run the dishwasher while I sleep.
IT'S TOO LOUD. MY DISHES SCREAM BECAUSE THE WATER IS TOO HOT. i worry for their well-being


Airbus (November 20 2022)

I previously mentioned that a Cessna Citation was spooky, but do you know what's really spooky? How about an Airbus? Terrain terrain pull up terrain terrain i can't land i'm too high i'm going manual the go around is broken i'm hand-flying should i nosedive? no. i shouldn't nosedive. i have my fundies.


Citation (January 15 2022)

I previously mentioned that a Cessna was spooky, but do you know what's really spooky? How about a Cessna Citation? discontinuity overspeed discontinuity overspeed i missed the glideslope vnav vpath i missed the glideslope i missed the glideslope i missed the glideslope i missed the glideslope i missed the glideslope i'm nosediving *high pitched squeal*


Cessna (October 31 2021)

it's officially the day of spook - but do you know what's really spooky? don't sink don't sink pull up don't sink don't sink terrain terrain terrain pull up


How do You Have That Picture? (May 15 2021)

when I look at that square photo, I often think to myself isn't that a photo of someone else's pet? How did you get them into that square?


FO4_GAMESAVE (January 18 2021)

I spent my Monday holiday cleaning out old files. I found several megabytes dedicated to Fallout 4 gamesaves. Of the People, for the People. Those were the days.


You Got a Star! (December 24 2020)

You got stars You got a star Lucky Space Ally Space You Win Finish


We Killed It (December 20 2020)

So how many people are following you on your blog? 1. Exactly 1.


Blank (December 19 2020)

There's a fly drinking your coffee, don't kill it - it could be BLANK.


When are we going to open the gifts? (December 18 2020)

Are you really going to make me wait 7 days? I see them under the tree. Can I touch them, can I shake them, can I see?


It doesn't hold water, man (December 18 2020)

If water is frozen, how can you tell where it came from?


Playing Dolphin (December 11 2020)

Where you at?


Happy Birthday, My Son (December 10 2020)


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Pasta Sauce (December 07 2020)

Ingredients


Method

  1. Brown italian sausage in olive oil; set aside and pat out oil with towel.
  2. Using same pot, cook onions and garlic in sausage oil over low heat until translucent.
  3. Add tomatoes to pot; crush tomatoes.
  4. Add herbs, salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Add sausage to sauce mixture; stir to combine.
  6. Let simmer for atleast an hour.

Optional enhancements


Christmas Time (December 06 2020)

There are 20 days until christmas. This probably leaves 5 days to finish buying christmas gifts. I hope you're on schedule!


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Chips Dubbo (December 05 2020)

I've got my eye on you, soldier.


The Moment Between Flips (December 04 2020)

I cherish these little pancake moments.


GMT vs UTC (December 04 2020)

Every morning I wake up thinking "What is the difference betwen UTC and GMT if they always have the same time?". Today, I decided to look into it. Turns out, the primary difference remains to be the fact that GMT is the denomination of a timezone while UTC is the title of the time standard. Although they are calculated in two different ways, they equate to the same time. What a coincidence!